Roseanne (TV Series)
Be My Baby (1993)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
Quotes
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Roseanne : [upset that Roseanne didn't let Jackie tell their Mother that she is pregnant] Well I - I just wanted to soften the blow.
Jackie : But I didn't *want* this blow to be soft. This was the one! The one! This was the moment I've been waiting for all my life! This one coulda *killed* her!
Roseanne : Jackie, if you believe in reincarnation at all, perhaps this is not the perfect time to *kill* Mom, if you know what I mean.
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[first lines]
Dan : [Roseanne is on the bed holding her legs in the air] Rosie... what are you doing this time?
Roseanne : I'm directing your sperms where to go.
Dan : Please. I think my *boys* know their way around a fallopian tube.
Roseanne : I don't know, Dan, I think they're getting old, I hear 'em wheezing around in there.