- Jake: And the names they were calling her at the center.
- Roseanne Conner: What kind of names?
- Jake: Craftmatic Adjustable Bev.
- Roseanne Conner: It's been over an hour, where are they?
- Dan Conner: Maybe they're celebrating.
- Roseanne Conner: They just had a baby. They're not medically allowed to celebrate.
- Roseanne Conner: Oh so the world found out you had sex, it's not like you were in an accident wearing dirty old underwear.
- Beverly Harris: I think my problem is I never found out what it is I like. Maybe it would help if you told me what you liked.
- Roseanne Conner: Uh... okay... I like it when Dan rubs my shoulders, just like you.
- Dan Conner: [finding out Bev had sex with Jake, causing her fall] I understand that unless you were having sex in the shower when it happened, then none of this is my fault!