Roseanne (TV Series)
December Bride (1995)
Martin Mull: Leon Carp
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Quotes
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Leon Carp : [having a bad case of cold feet] What if I am not even really gay?
Roseanne : You couldn't be any gayer if your name was Gay Gayerson.
Leon Carp : Oh, yeah! Well, you just think about it, young lady. Hmm? I hate to shop! Huh, I am absolutely insensitive. I detest Barbra Streisand. And for God's sake, I'm a Republican!
Roseanne : But do you like having sex with men?
Leon Carp : Well, it's...
Roseanne : [shouts] Gay!
Leon Carp : Oh, yeah?
Leon Carp : [plants a huge kiss on Roseanne] I'm gay. Let's do it.
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Leon Carp : What if he doesn't like my cooking?
Roseanne : Then eat out.
Leon Carp : What if I don't like his mother? Hmm? What then?
Roseanne : Then stay in.
Leon Carp : Scott says he's not himself in the morning until he has a Pop-Tart. What if they stop making Pop-Tarts?
Roseanne : [as they yell over each other] Leon, Leon, LISTEN TO ME. They will *NEVER* stop making Pop-Tarts!