Roseanne (TV Series)
December Bride (1995)
Fred Willard: Scott
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Quotes
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Scott : [to Roseanne] Let me see that check.
[dials the phone]
Scott : You really shouldn't have to... Hello, Mrs. Sloan? Hi, this is Scott, I'm the desk clerk at the Come-and-Go Motel. Last time you and your husband were here, you left some of your private garments here and... You haven't? Well, aren't you a 20-year-old busty blonde? Oops, my mistake.
[hangs up]
Roseanne : He stiffs me out of a tip and you wreck his whole marriage? This is great! I've got other checks, let's do more!