Roseanne (TV Series)
Everyone Comes to Jackie's (1994)
Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner
Quotes
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Becky Conner-Healy : [cracks up after hearing that David thought pregnant Jackie was trying to come on to him] That is soooo funny!... I mean, who would want to go to bed with some big ol' fat lady?
Darlene Conner : [a moment later, Darlene comes in the front door, hears the same story about David, and chuckles] Who'd want to sleep with some big ol' fat lady?
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Roseanne : [Darlene, at Jackie's house where David is also staying, refuses to return home so Roseanne can torture her] Wrong, that is exactly why you're going back there. You're in big trouble, and your punishment is not going to be sex with your boyfriend.
Darlene Conner : Well obviously you've never *had* sex with my boyfriend.
