Roseanne (TV Series)

Good Girls, Bad Girls (1992)

Danielle Harris: Molly Tilden

Quotes 

• Molly Tilden : [about the guys in the parking lot]  So cute. Which one do you want?

  Darlene : The one that'll kill you and stuff you into a trunk.

• Darlene : Look, I have a boyfriend. I don't need these jerks. Now, can we get out of here? It's been like, an hour and a half.

  Molly Tilden : Well, it's my car and I'm not ready to go. I'm still looking for the perfect guy, okay?

  Darlene : Oh, it's a good thing we're in a parking lot full of drunken losers. It shouldn't be hard to spot that white horse.

• Molly Tilden : [to Roseanne]  Why are you ragging on me?

  Roseanne : Cause that's what I do. I did it with Becky, I do it with Darlene, but doing it with you is even more fun 'cause I can yell at you all I want and I don't have to buy you a car.

  Molly Tilden : Yeah, that's right, 'cause you're not my mother.

  Roseanne : Fine. Since I'm not your mother then, I'm not gonna tell you how stupid it is to get into some stranger's van. And I'm also not gonna tell you how terrible things happen to stupid little girls like you every single day.

  Molly Tilden : I don't have to listen to this.

  [is about to leave, but Roseanne stops her] 

  Roseanne : Oh, but I think you do! Now, you want to screw up your life, I don't care, but when you leave this house with a Conner kid, you're gonna be extra careful 'cause Darlene is one of the few things we own outright.

• Molly Tilden : [to Darlene]  Wait a minute. You and I actually like the same band?

  Darlene : Yeah, well, you know. Don't spread it around.

  Molly Tilden : Don't worry. I've got a reputation too.

  Darlene : Yeah, and the cold sores to prove it.