Roseanne (TV Series)

Halloween - The Final Chapter (1995)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

Quotes 

• Dan Conner : [during a seance, gets up and starts singing]  Well since my baby left me, I found a new place to dwell.

  Roseanne Conner : Oh it's Elvis! Elvis, Lisa Marie married Michael Jackson.

  [Dan hits himself in the head with a frying pan] 

• David Healy : You should be giving children the stuff their bodies need.

  [gets fruit from the kitchen] 

  Roseanne Conner : What the hell is that?

  Dan Conner : Wait a minute, honey, I've seen this before, it's food that doesn't come in a wrapper.

  Roseanne Conner : That's unsanitary.

• Trick or Treater : [to the Connors]  You are nice nice nice. Thanks, Happy Halloween!

  Roseanne Conner : I wish I had a daughter like her.

  Dan Conner : Just wasn't in the cards, hon.

• Roseanne Conner : [after the birth]  I didn't call you any horrible names back there, did I?

  Dan Conner : No more than usual.