Roseanne (TV Series)

Halloween V (1993)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

Quotes 

• Dan : [discussing Nancy]  She's rude and selfish.

  Roseanne : I know, but, inside she's just a... scared little girl.

  Dan : Yeah, and I know what's scaring her, the raging *bitch* on the outside.

• Roseanne : Hey, if this is about you not coming home for Halloween, you better have a damn good excuse.

  Darlene Conner : Well I was in a horrible accident and I'm just a head.

• Roseanne : You can play a prank on Nancy.

  Dan : God beat me to it.

• Darlene Conner : Hey Mom, thanks for being there.

  Roseanne : Yeah, well it was my shift.