Roseanne (TV Series)

Home Is Where the Afghan Is (1996)

Jim Varney: Prince Carlos

Quotes 

• Jackie Harris : Have you acted on this? With who? When? How? No don't tell me! Pass the yams!

  Prince Carlos : [With a southern twang- Prince Carlos is plastered]  Amongst us royalty, most everyone's gay. We just marry so folks won't hang us!