Roseanne (TV Series)

Home Is Where the Afghan Is (1996)

Johnny Galecki: David Healy

Quotes 

• Jackie Harris : How're you doing, Darlene?

  Darlene Conner-Healy : Well I have morning sickness, evening sickness, roll down the car window when you drive sickness, my rings don't fit, my shoes don't fit, my clothes don't fit, and if you have time to sit a spell, I'll tell you about my brand new hemorrhoids.

  David Healy : Takes about 10 minutes.