Roseanne (TV Series)

Home Is Where the Afghan Is (1996)

Martin Mull: Leon Carp

Quotes 

• Roseanne Conner : You know what really just fries me? Our whole lives, you make me and Jackie dress up like little baby dolls you know... you you paint our fingernails, tell us to always cross our legs and act like little ladies... you're like "don't ever act too smart cause you might not get a man!" and now here you are sitting there, my right wing, conservative, Republican mother... is a great big old lezbo!

  Leon Carp : [off Bev's reaction; raises glass]  Welcome to the club, Bev!

  Scott : [off Bev's reaction; also raises glass]  We'll teach you the secret handshake