Roseanne (TV Series)
Home Is Where the Afghan Is (1996)
Estelle Parsons: Beverly Harris
Quotes
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Beverly Harris : And he's not the only man like that! They're all cut from the same cloth.Which is why I don't particularly care for men! Frankly, to sleep with a man is to know how much you hate them! By the end of my marriage, the only way I could have sex with my husband was if I stopped off at the store and bought myself a Playboy first!
[looks shocked at what she just said]
Darlene Conner-Healy : [after several reaction shots] Well, I think Grandma's just outed herself!
D.J. Conner : Oh God!
[covers his face]
Nana Mary : I've always know it since she's a little girl. She always liked flannel.
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Beverly Harris : I would like to give thanks that I am not a young child being raised by two very tasteful but nonetheless light in the loafers...
Roseanne Conner : Mom! Mom! Look around you! Nobody's talking about that anymore!
Beverly Harris : I just don't think two men should raise a child. I married a man! He was cruel to my children and cheated on me, he had horrible table manners and he made me drive an old car with bald tires! The bastard!
Roseanne Conner : Mother! Try to save a little something for Christmas!
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Beverly Harris : I brought a Jell-O mold with kiwis.
Jackie Harris : Mother, we have caterers preparing the food this year.
Beverly Harris : Did any of them make a Jell-O mold?
Jackie Harris : No.
Beverly Harris : Then I guess somebody should say 'thank you mother'!
Roseanne Conner : Go ahead, Jimmy.
Caterer : [mocking Bev] Thank you mother!