Roseanne (TV Series)
Homeward Bound (1993)
Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner
Quotes
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Darlene : Yeah, D.J.'s finally got a friend that's not imaginary.
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Darlene : Trust me. He goes in that room cause it's the only one with a lock on it, and he's in there for like an hour at a time; which either means he's really, really good at it... or really, really bad at it.
Dan Conner : Aw, God!
Roseanne : Well I don't want you to give him any grief about this, ya know, cause you could traumatize him and turn him into a serial killer, or something.
Darlene : Well don't worry. How much damage could he do with only one free hand?
