Roseanne (TV Series)
I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep (1994)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
Quotes
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D.J. Conner : [confronted about why he has been sneaking off to church] Mom, I wanted to tell you. I just had some questions about God and stuff.
Roseanne Conner : Well, so why didn't you come to us if you had questions? You know, there's no two better people to answer your questions than me and your Dad.
D.J. Conner : Okay. What religion are we?
Roseanne Conner : I have no idea. Dan?
Dan Conner : Well... my family's Pentecostal on Mom's side, Baptist on my Dad's. Your Mom's Mom was Lutheran and her Dad was Jewish.
D.J. Conner : So what do we believe?
Roseanne Conner : Well... we believe in, ah, being good. So basically we're good people.
Dan Conner : Yeah, but we're not practicing.
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Roseanne Conner : [to D.J.] Where have you been going everyday after school? And remember, God will punish if you lie!
Dan Conner : Roseanne...
Roseanne Conner : Hey we got it, we may as well use it.