Roseanne (TV Series)

Into That Good Night, Part I (1997)

Michael Fishman: D.J. Conner

Quotes 

• Roseanne Conner : [D.J.'s pressed against the wall and about to fall off the bed which moved out underneath him]  Is this like a religious thing?

  D.J. Conner : A little help here!

• Jackie Harris : Alright, that's it, Roseanne, four bottles of pine cleanser and two cans of Lemon Pledge.

  [imitating Poltergeist] 

  Jackie Harris : This house is clean!

  D.J. Conner : [comes down in rubber gloves and a rag on his head]  Okay, I got the bathroom clean as a whistle, okay that sandpaper and bleach goes a long way.

  Roseanne Conner : Hey, good job, now get on the phone and tell everybody we're having a welcome-home party for the baby and they gotta get here before the house gets dirty again. Hey, and if you're gonna wear that thing on your head, make me some pancakes.

• D.J. Conner : Mark wants to know if he should score a keg.

  Roseanne Conner : No, I'll strap the baby on the back of my Harley and take her on her first beer run myself.