Roseanne (TV Series)

Into That Good Night, Part I (1997)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

Quotes 

• Jackie Harris : Alright, that's it, Roseanne, four bottles of pine cleanser and two cans of Lemon Pledge.

  [imitating Poltergeist] 

  Jackie Harris : This house is clean!

  D.J. Conner : [comes down in rubber gloves and a rag on his head]  Okay, I got the bathroom clean as a whistle, okay that sandpaper and bleach goes a long way.

  Roseanne Conner : Hey, good job, now get on the phone and tell everybody we're having a welcome-home party for the baby and they gotta get here before the house gets dirty again. Hey, and if you're gonna wear that thing on your head, make me some pancakes.

• Jackie Harris : Can you believe it, Roseanne? We're bringing another baby home!

  Roseanne Conner : This is a lucky house. It adapts well to new life.

  Jackie Harris : I can't imagine this family living anywhere else.

  Roseanne Conner : Yep, lottery or no, I could never get rid of this house.