Roseanne (TV Series)
It Was Twenty Years Ago Today (1993)
John Goodman: Dan Conner
Quotes
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Dan Conner : [to D.J. in the Big and Tall store] Why don't you go join those other kids over there playing in that pant leg.
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Dan Conner : [store manager of Maury's Big and Tall tells Dan that the job he is offering will only be 'till June] Perfect, 'cause I'd shoot myself if I had to work here longer than three months.
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Dan Conner : [on the phone with his new boss] Aw, man, no. I can't work Saturday night, it's my anniversary... Well, sure I want to keep it, but... No. I'll be there... No, don't worry, my wife will understand... Uh, just one thing. Could you swing by in a ski mask and drag me off at gunpoint?
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Dan Conner : [after scolding D.J. for being insensitive] So Jim, about our customers, who's like the biggest, fattest guy you've ever seen?
