Roseanne (TV Series)

It's a Boy (1993)

Johnny Galecki: David Healy

Quotes 

• David Healy : [having just crawled into Darlene's bedroom window at two a.m., he sees Darlene wearing a t-shirt and comfy p.j. pants]  Is that what you sleep in?

  Darlene Conner : Well, my pasties and g-string are in the wash.

• Barbara Healy : Look, you know that I don't mean it when I do this, baby. I just, I'm going through a tough time now, okay? I... I won't... I won't talk like that again, I'll never say it again! Don't you love me!

  David Healy : [near tears]  I can't keep doing this.

  Barbara Healy : Okay... *Get out now*!

• David Healy : Darlene, you hate it here! Give me one good reason not to run away.

  Darlene Conner : Well, it'd make it a lot harder to look down on Becky.

• Roseanne : [deciding between hamburgers or pizza for dinner]  Well, David, it looks like you're the tie-breaker.

  David Healy : [Dan, D.J., Roseanne, and Darlene all stare]  Um, burger's good.

  Dan Conner : My God, I can feel it. The hormonal balance in this house has shifted, and the men are victorious! Come, men, let us repair to the living room. We shall watch "The Three Stooges" and we shall scratch ourselves.

  [Dan walks proudly into the living room, followed by D.J] 

  Roseanne , Darlene Conner : [David hurries after the men, they turn to each other and laugh victoriously]  Pizza.

• David Healy : Alright, look. I have something to say to you, and it's real important that you don't interrupt me.

  Darlene Conner : Wait, let me guess; "Darlene, you just don't understand. It's different for boys. It's gotta be now, I tell you, now!".