Roseanne (TV Series)
Morning Becomes Obnoxious (1996)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
Quotes
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Cindy Kenner : [chiperly] Hi, I'm Cindy.
Roseanne : [shakes her hand] Hi, I'm Roseanne.
Cindy Kenner : Say, could I possibly get a little bit of Pellegreno?
Roseanne : You could, if I knew what the hell that was.
Cindy Kenner : [chuckles with a condescending attitude] Sorry, I forgot where I was.
Roseanne : You were inbetween asking me for a drink, and getting punched in the face.
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Cindy Kenner : [interview with Roseanne] Hi. Is beef back?
Roseanne : Well, I just want to say that the only thing I don't like about fat is that it doesn't have any sugar in it.
Cindy Kenner : Okay! But, um, doesn't a fatty diet, I mean, won't it make you fat?
Roseanne : So... A lot of people are fat, you know. In fact, I think more American women look like me than you, you know. Yeah, but when you watch TV, there's like no fat people on there or anything, like, when I watch that show "Friends", you know, that has all those whiny girls that are nothing but hair and bones, you know, and like, I watch them and they're like drinking those triple expressos and stuff and I'm just like "Hey! Go for the muffins!"
Roseanne : [Cindy tries to pull the microphone away from Roseanne] It kinda bugs me, you know, because uh, you know, I feel like, hey, I - I eat the same amount of food that they eat, I just don't puke when I'm done.
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Joe Matthews : Roseanne, your appearance on the show this morning, it was - fantastic! I mean, your whole "opinionated, blue-collar outlook" people just loved it!
Roseanne : Oh! See Dan! All these years, everybody thought I was a "bitch", but what I *had* - was an "opinionated, blue-collar outlook".
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[Cindy Lenner's interview session with Leon in the diner]
Cindy Kenner : [recording] Today we've come to the litte town of Lanford, to ask some local resaurant people the question that's on everyone's lips this election year: 'Is beef back?'.
Roseanne : [on the sideline, to Jackie] Does she have to think up all these questions every single day? When does she find time to not eat?
Leon Carp : [looking terrified] Is beef back? Here at the Lunchbox, located on route 9, just half a mile south of Hanging-Back Caverns, we serve beef, to our customers... So beef is good... And - and remember: Le-on recommends le-en.
Cindy Kenner : [embarrassed, Leon covers his face and runs off-camera] Okay!