Roseanne (TV Series)

Morning Becomes Obnoxious (1996)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

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• [Cindy Lenner's interview session with Jackie in the diner] 

  Cindy Kenner : So is beef back?

  Jackie Harris : Um, well, I - I - I'm going to have to agree with Leon that, ah, low-fat is the way to go. But today, there are leaner cuts of beef so who knows. Uh, maybe, someday beef won't have any fat at all. Because, um, the future is now, and who knows what that's going to bring. Maybe, maybe we won't even have beef, or cows, or cars, or we just, you know, we'll just wear those jet-pack things, and we'll just fly all over everywhere we want to go. And we'll eat food made out of, oh, I don't know, just old newspapers and air... Oh to be young again!

  Cindy Kenner : [sliding away from Jackie]  Okay!

  Jackie Harris : Hi Andy! Mommy's on TV!