Roseanne (TV Series)

Morning Becomes Obnoxious (1996)

Martin Mull: Leon Carp

Quotes 

• [Cindy Lenner's interview session with Leon in the diner] 

  Cindy Kenner : [recording]  Today we've come to the litte town of Lanford, to ask some local resaurant people the question that's on everyone's lips this election year: 'Is beef back?'.

  Roseanne : [on the sideline, to Jackie]  Does she have to think up all these questions every single day? When does she find time to not eat?

  Leon Carp : [looking terrified]  Is beef back? Here at the Lunchbox, located on route 9, just half a mile south of Hanging-Back Caverns, we serve beef, to our customers... So beef is good... And - and remember: Le-on recommends le-en.

  Cindy Kenner : [embarrassed, Leon covers his face and runs off-camera]  Okay!