Roseanne (TV Series)

Party Politics (1993)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

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• Roseanne : Oh, isn't that cute. D.J. just closed his first drug deal.

• David : [referring to Darlene]  What's she doing here?

  Darlene : [to Roseanne]  You said David wasn't going to be around.

  Roseanne : Oh, I thought you meant David Cassidy. I know how much you, ah, hate him.

• Roseanne : You guys are in so much trouble, I'm going to make you wish I was never born!

• Jackie Harris : What ever happened to the old-fashioned guys who slept with you once, and never bothered to call again?

  Roseanne : You've been through 'em all.

• Roseanne : [to Jackie]  You ought to give Fred another chance, he's one of the better sleazy one night stands you ever had.

• Roseanne : And I know you and David are back together.

  Darlene : How did you know that?

  Roseanne : You just *told* me.