Roseanne (TV Series)

Party Politics (1993)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

Quotes 

• David : [referring to Darlene]  What's she doing here?

  Darlene : [to Roseanne]  You said David wasn't going to be around.

  Roseanne : Oh, I thought you meant David Cassidy. I know how much you, ah, hate him.

• Darlene : [finds out DJ's skipped school to watch TV and eat chips]  Mom and Dad are going to find out about this. Mom monitors the potato chips.

  D.J. Conner : No way, I put them back in the cupboard and before Mom looks in there, I say 'Who ate all the chips?' Mom thinks Dad ate them, Dad thinks Mom ate them and then they get into a huge fight.

• Darlene : [on the phone with DJ's school after he skipped all week]  Hello? Yes, this is Mrs. Conner. Yeah well DJ's been very sick, it's some kind of stomach bug, we all have it. Well I feel like I have to puke right now. No, it's a cordless, you can come along.

  [school hangs up] 

• Roseanne : And I know you and David are back together.

  Darlene : How did you know that?

  Roseanne : You just *told* me.