Roseanne (TV Series)
Past Imperfect (1994)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
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Quotes
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Roseanne Conner : [Dan's mother's been put in a mental hospital] God, Dan, I'm so sorry.
[moves to hug him]
Dan Conner : [backs away from her] I just, I'm uh... just wanna go to bed.
[walks off]
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Jackie Harris : [at Jackie's, Fred and Jackie are arguing, Roseanne is there, and the baby starts crying] Aw, baby, what's the matter?
Roseanne Conner : What do you mean, "what's the matter"? Can't you imagine how scary this is to him? Where - the big, fuzzy thing is yelling at the milk machine?
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Roseanne Conner : What're you thinking, Jackie, you think a guy wants to find out that his girlfriend slept with 20 times more people than he did?
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Jackie Harris : [to Fred, cynically] I slept with 60 men, most of them separately.
Roseanne Conner : [coming in] I can vouch for that, I was there that night selling tickets.
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Jackie Harris : [after revealing she slept with 60 guys while Fred only slept with 3 women] Why does it matter to a guy if the woman has more experience?
Roseanne Conner : Because then he knows that she knows that he is not very good.
Jackie Harris : Fred's good, he's really good, especially considering it's *just* the three.
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Dan Conner : My mom's in the hospital.
Roseanne Conner : Oh my God. Is she gonna be okay?
Dan Conner : Yeah, I guess so.
Roseanne Conner : I mean, did she have an accident or something?
Dan Conner : It's not that kind of hospital.
Roseanne Conner : What do you mean?
Dan Conner : I got there and she was sitting out in the rain. I don't think she even knew who I was. The doctor thought she might be a danger to herself so he had her committed.