Roseanne (TV Series)
Past Imperfect (1994)
Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris
Quotes
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Fred : How many men did you date before we met?
Jackie Harris : Well, do you mean dated at all, or dated seriously?
Fred : Well, oh, I mean seriously.
Jackie Harris : Okay, I have to say... just a few.
Fred : Good. It's not that I mind if you slept with lots of guys...
Jackie Harris : [chuckles] Oh, well slept with!
Jackie Harris : [chuckles harder] Well...
Jackie Harris : [soberly] That's not what you asked me.
Fred : No I guess it wasn't.
Jackie Harris : [chuckling] Well, Fred, don't worry... it's not that many. I'd - I'd saaay - three a year.
Fred : Since you were, what, eighteen?
Jackie Harris : [thinks] Okay, we'll go with that.
Fred : [looking shocked] Oh, oh wow.
Jackie Harris : [getting defensive] Well, Fred! It's not *that* many! Three a year for 20 years is, 60 - wow.
Fred : Gawd... I don't even *know* 60 people.
Jackie Harris : Well, I didn't *know* all of them.
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Jackie Harris : [at Jackie's, Fred and Jackie are arguing, Roseanne is there, and the baby starts crying] Aw, baby, what's the matter?
Roseanne Conner : What do you mean, "what's the matter"? Can't you imagine how scary this is to him? Where - the big, fuzzy thing is yelling at the milk machine?
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Jackie Harris : [to Fred, cynically] I slept with 60 men, most of them separately.
Roseanne Conner : [coming in] I can vouch for that, I was there that night selling tickets.
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Jackie Harris : [after revealing she slept with 60 guys while Fred only slept with 3 women] Why does it matter to a guy if the woman has more experience?
Roseanne Conner : Because then he knows that she knows that he is not very good.
Jackie Harris : Fred's good, he's really good, especially considering it's *just* the three.