Roseanne (TV Series)

Playing with Matches (1993)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

Quotes 

• Dan Conner : [trying to get rid of company]  We're out of coffee, Bev, I think we're out of coffee. Yeah, we're out of coffee, and tea, there's no tea. Come to think of it, we don't have anything to eat or drink in the house, and we're out of toilet paper.

  [slumps into a chair to emphasize how tired he is] 

• Dan Conner : David, you better tell us what you're fighting about.

  Roseanne Conner : Yeah, 'cause it's no fun 'til we can take sides.

• Darlene Conner : Not boyfriend, ex-boyfriend. I'm trapped in this house with my ex-boyfriend.

  Dan Conner : Well, you should've thought of that before you ask him to move in here.

  Darlene Conner : I'm only sixteen! Why were you listening to me?