Roseanne (TV Series)

Promises, Promises (1993)

Tim Curry: Roger

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• Roger : I'm sure if you made it, Roseanne, it will be delicious.

  Roseanne : Cool it, Roger. Dan doesn't like it when I'm lied to by other men.

• Roger : Oh, everybody has that doubtful little voice inside their head, but sometimes you've just got to ignore it.

  Dan : Well, my little voice is extremely loud, and could deny me sex.

• Nick : [Roger shows interest in Nancy]  I don't know, Roger, I don't think you're her type.

  Dan : [pointing discretely at David to remind the guys that a young man is in the room, and they should be careful about what they say]  Guys, please.

  Roger : Well, what kind of guy does she go for?

  David Healy : The kind that wears a bra. She's into chicks. Deal the cards?