Roseanne (TV Series)

Punch and Jimmy (1994)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

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• Dan : [to Fred]  David doesn't want the kind of girl a motorcycle will attract. If you don't believe me, take a good, long look at Mrs. Conner.

• Dan : [David wants Dan to leave him alone, but Dan can't]  Well, I got a good reason. And that good reason is barreling right towards this house right about now, about 70 miles an hour in a 55 zone, slurping a Big Gulp.

• Dan : [about babies]  Yeah, they kinda lose that new-car-smell after a while, don't they?

• Dan Conner : David scares me, I don't know what to say to him. He's probably down there crying, or reading, or drawing a horse.

  Fred : Why don't you do what you tried earlier, build up his self esteem?

  Dan Conner : I can't give a 17 year old who's been beaten up by a 12 year old self esteem! I can't even give him hope!

• Dan Conner : We may have reached a Conner first... we solved a problem without the police getting involved.

• Dan : [after David tries to throw Dan out of his room]  You done?

  David Healy : Go to hell!

  Dan : Hey! You don't talk to me that way. I came down here to help you, boy.