Roseanne (TV Series)

Rear Window (1995)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

Quotes 

• Dan Conner : [looking at the neighbors naked]  I hope I don't look like that when I get old.

  Roseanne : I hope not too Dan, because that's the wife.

• Dan Conner : What're you doing?

  Roseanne : [on her way to the bathroom]  Well my unborn daughter and I are going to have a little puke party.

• Dan Conner : I thought you would think I was perverted.

  Roseanne : No, you watchin' alone is perverted, but us watchin' together, now that's a date.