Roseanne (TV Series)
Rear Window (1995)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
Quotes
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Roseanne : [after explaining about their nudity] Well, we don't want to offend you or anything. It's just that we think that the side of you might be wrecking our son.
Irene Cornelli : Oh, really? And how's that?
Roseanne : Well, uh, no offense, you know... uh... But look at you!
Irene Cornelli : [furiously] Well, no offense, but look at YOU, and you have CLOTHES on!
Skip Cornelli : It isn't our nudity; it's our age, isn't it? Perhaps if we were younger and more attractive, we wouldn't be having this talk.
Roseanne : [sarcastically] Well, yeah, probably not for a couple more weeks.
Skip Cornelli : I feel sorry for you people. Nudity is our chosen lifestyle - but you can't help yourselves! You're compulsive, sick perverts!
Roseanne : Well, it's not that easy not to look!
Irene Cornelli : Well, I certainly think WE could manage.
Roseanne : Oh, yeah?
[rips open her blouse shocking them in disgust]
Roseanne : What color are my eyes?
Irene Cornelli : OH, MY GOD!
Skip Cornelli : Come on, dear!
[Skip and Irene head to the door and get their coats]
Skip Cornelli : [angrily] We're going to plant that hedge, believe me - and we'll tell all your neighbors just what kind of people you are!
[they leave]
Roseanne : Well, it's too late! They already know!
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Dan Conner : [looking at the neighbors naked] I hope I don't look like that when I get old.
Roseanne : I hope not too Dan, because that's the wife.
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Dan Conner : What're you doing?
Roseanne : [on her way to the bathroom] Well my unborn daughter and I are going to have a little puke party.
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Roseanne : [as she shows Skip and Irene the house] We should go in the bedroom there, because at night, you get a really good view of the stars there. Normally around now, we have a lovely view of your anus.
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Dan Conner : I thought you would think I was perverted.
Roseanne : No, you watchin' alone is perverted, but us watchin' together, now that's a date.
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Roseanne : Seems like everywhere you look nowadays, all you see is crack.
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Roseanne : She's not gonna hate you, Mark. She loves you in a way that makes our entire family think less of her.