Roseanne (TV Series)

Roseanne in the Hood (1995)

Johnny Galecki: David Healy

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  David Healy : Mrs. Conner, have you seen this book? This is everything you need to know about your baby.

  Roseanne : I don't need a book, I watch Kathy Lee. All I want is a book that'll teach my kid to kick her Cody's *ass*.

• David Healy : Mrs. Conner, I know you want to compete with that new restaurant, but you can't have me draw little red hearts next to the chili-cheese fries and call it the light and healthy menu!