Roseanne (TV Series)

Sherwood Schwartz--A Loving Tribute (1995)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner, Mary Ann

Quotes 

• [just after announcing to Dan, Roseanne, and Darlene, that he wants to spend a month in Europe with the graduation money his mother sent him] 

  Darlene Conner : [Darlene leaves the room, David follows]  Hey, are you mad or something?

  Darlene Conner : No, Pierre. I'm delighted that you're going to be in Europe all summer while I'm stuck in Lanford in "Château de Lard-ass".

• Darlene Conner : [as Mary Anne, to Roseanne who's Ginger]  Why am I Mary Anne? I've never been to Kansas, I've never been on a farm, and I resent the implication that you're prettier than I am.