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Quotes
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Jackie Harris : You wanted to stand between us at the altar!
Roseanne : That was a joke!
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Jackie Harris : You always put Dan first.
Roseanne : Oh, I do not, I'm as bad as you are. I put me first too.
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Jackie Harris : [explaining to Darlene why she's crying] I was in the back room chopping up onions and I started thinking about all the people who don't have any onions!
