Roseanne (TV Series)

Skeleton in the Closet (1994)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

Quotes 

• [Roseanne and Jackie visit Bev's salon and spot a familiar-looking wig on a dummy] 

  Jackie Harris : Roseanne, that is Mom's hair! Our mom wears a wig. You think she's bald?

  Roseanne : No way.

  Jackie Harris : If she's bald, that means that we could go bald. This is her hair. Look at this.

  [dons the wig and begins imitating Bev] 

  Jackie Harris : Oh, Roseanne! A woman of your size shouldn't wear horizontal stripes! You should wear black or stay home. And another thing, dear: I don't mean to alarm you, but I think your little D.J. might be retarded!