- David Healy: Do you want me to start calling you Mom?
- Roseanne Conner: No. I'd like the other kids to start calling me Mrs. Conner.
- David Healy: Something's wrong with me, I'm sick!
- Roseanne Conner: No, David, you're not sick, you're a perfectly normal teenage boy, though I can understand how you could confuse the two.
- David Healy: I had a dream last night that... disturbed me.
- Becky Conner-Healy: You mean like a nightmare?
- David Healy: No, not a nightmare, it was... an adult dream.
- Becky Conner-Healy: With Darlene?
- David Healy: No... not Darlene.
- Becky Conner-Healy: Oh... wow.
- David Healy: I feel a lot better about all this.
- Roseanne Conner: I'm glad to hear it, so... can I get a hug, or do I have to get you drunk first?
- Dan Conner: If he's dreaming about it, he's going to be trying to make it happen.
- Roseanne Conner: Oh yeah, that reminds me, I better get down to the supermarket so I can walk around naked.
- Jackie Harris: Sex dreams can be interpreted in so many different ways. We don't know what kind of sex it was, we don't know where the sex took place, we don't know how many people were involved.
- [Dan noisily slaps himself in the forehead]
- Jackie Harris: All that I'm saying is that sex dreams are actually very rarely about sex, it could be a yearning for affection, for all we know, the dream means that David wants a puppy... or to hear a kind word... and that yearning for affection just happens to in the dream take on the form of... intercourse with Becky.
- Beverly Harris: I said when you bought this house that you'd have trouble with the pipes.
- Roseanne Conner: Yeah, and 20 years later it happens... eerie.