Roseanne (TV Series)

Springtime for David (1996)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

Quotes 

• Roseanne Conner : Wake up, David, this place wants to be Disney World but it's just some cheap, facist knockoff.

• Roseanne Conner : [sees the room full of Hans the Hares]  Which one of you is David?

  Mr. Schlosser : They have no names. They won't answer to any names except the ones we've given them.

  Roseanne Conner : David Healy, the kid who secretly hates animals, the boy who said that the buffalo got what they deserved. Which one of you is David now?

  [all the other Hans' point at David] 

• Jackie Harris : I read that the guy who built this place had his head frozen.

  Roseanne Conner : Remind me not to order any snow cones.

• David Healy : How is everyone?

  Roseanne Conner : They're fine, but I won't be until you take that tie off, I need it so I can shoot up.

• David Healy : It says right on the brochure 'this is not a brainwashing camp'.

  Roseanne Conner : Yeah and I put my correct weight on my driver's license.