- Roseanne Conner: Wake up, David, this place wants to be Disney World but it's just some cheap, facist knockoff.
- Roseanne Conner: [sees the room full of Hans the Hares] Which one of you is David?
- Mr. Schlosser: They have no names. They won't answer to any names except the ones we've given them.
- Roseanne Conner: David Healy, the kid who secretly hates animals, the boy who said that the buffalo got what they deserved. Which one of you is David now?
- [all the other Hans' point at David]
- Jackie Harris: I read that the guy who built this place had his head frozen.
- Roseanne Conner: Remind me not to order any snow cones.
- David Healy: How is everyone?
- Roseanne Conner: They're fine, but I won't be until you take that tie off, I need it so I can shoot up.
- David Healy: It says right on the brochure 'this is not a brainwashing camp'.
- Roseanne Conner: Yeah and I put my correct weight on my driver's license.