Roseanne (TV Series)

Terms of Estrangement: Part 2 (1992)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

Quotes 

• Darlene : See you, Bubble-Butt.

  Becky : Later, Morticia.

• Darlene : [saying good-bye]  I love you, Becky.

  Becky : I love you, Darlene.

  Darlene : [with a straight face]  Did you ever know that you're my hero?

  Becky : [laughing]  You are the wind beneath my wings.

• Becky : So where's Mom?

  Darlene : She's in the kitchen... with the knives.

  Mark Healy : You want me to go in there with you?

  Darlene : [repeats]  With the knives.

• Becky : Mom, Darlene won't let me move the beds together so Mark and I can sleep together.

  Roseanne Conner : So... who am I supposed to be angry at?

  Darlene : I am not moving to D.J.'s room so she and my dork in-law can conceive some demon spawn in my bed! I'm gonna sit on my bed until morning.

• Darlene : [to Becky about Roseanne]  If you lie very still, she may just sniff you, and leave you alone.