Roseanne (TV Series)

Terms of Estrangement: Part 2 (1992)

Glenn Quinn: Mark Healy

Quotes 

• Mark Healy : [to Roseanne about Becky]  Hey, I'm gonna take care of her, okay? Just back off.

  Roseanne Conner : [snickers]  Foolish boy. Oh, you know nothing of my powers, do you? See, I'm not just some royal pain in your butt anymore. I'm your mother-in-law. You think I've made your life difficult so far? Well, now I'm family, And you've seen the way I treat my family.

• Mark Healy : [to David]  How you doin', little brother?

  David Healy : Fine, except thanks to you, now I'm related to my girlfriend.

• Becky : So where's Mom?

  Darlene : She's in the kitchen... with the knives.

  Mark Healy : You want me to go in there with you?

  Darlene : [repeats]  With the knives.

• Mark Healy : [to Mark]  Okay, she wanted to marry you, but she also wants to finish high school, and if she doesn't, I'm going to know that's because of you. And she also wants to go to college, and if she doesn't do that either, I'm going to know it's because of *you*.