Roseanne (TV Series)
The Birds and the Frozen Bees (1995)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
Quotes
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[after subtly getting Darlene and David back together]
Roseanne Conner : I'm amazing. If I ever get up off this couch, I'll be unstoppable.
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Darlene Conner : Hey Mom, you want to go to a movie with me?
Roseanne Conner : [sunk down on the couch] Nah... that would mean getting a shower and putting on underwear. Why don't you ask David?
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Roseanne Conner : I don't see any reason why he would reject you, Darlene. Okay, well I do, but he's not as perceptive as me.
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Roseanne Conner : You know you love him. So go in there, take a deep breath, and say all those things to him that you used to say to that Scott Baio poster.
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Jackie Harris : Darlene, go with David. My biggest regret is I lost touch with the guys I dated.
Roseanne Conner : Doesn't the health department keep them records?
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Roseanne Conner : Man, not only does that O.J. have the best lawyers that money can buy... he's also got the best witnesses that money can buy.