Roseanne (TV Series)

The Bowling Show (1992)

David Crosby: Duke

Quotes 

• Duke : Any of you ladies have a request?

  Bonnie Watkins : How 'bout doing the dishes once in a while?

  Duke : [in a "get serious" tone]  I don't know that one!

  Bonnie Watkins : Okay then, how about a nice romantic dinner?

  Duke : Great idea! We're goin' for chili dogs, be back in 5 minutes!

  Jackie : He's good!

  Bonnie Watkins : Oh don't tell him that. He'll wanna go back out on the road, and that's no good. All those young girls jumping up and down screaming, "Get off the stage, Grandpa!" Nah, I love him way too much to let that happen.