Roseanne (TV Series)
The Parenting Trap (1994)
Michael O'Keefe: Fred
Quotes
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Fred : [about ways he concealed an involuntary erection during puberty] I always found that nobody was any-the-wiser, if I just kept my shirt untucked.
Dan Conner : [thoughtfully] I occasionally employed that device myself. Usually, however, I took the more scholarly approach: put a book in front of it.
Fred : Yeah, a book was good. If you didn't have a book, you just had to stick your hands in your pockets.
Mark Healy : [chuckles] Well, that's usually how mine started.
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Fred : [about puberty erections] You know, back at that age, it didn't even have much to do with girls. Damn thing would just pop up and say "howdy-do" for any reason.
Dan Conner : You know what usually set me off, was the vibrations on the school bus. All through junior-high, I dreamed of being a bus driver.