Roseanne (TV Series)
The Parenting Trap (1994)
Glenn Quinn: Mark Healy
Quotes
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Dan Conner : [about D.J] Ah, you mean he's at that age where on a sunny day, he can be laying on his back and tell time without wearing a watch.
Mark Healy : [frustrated] Naw, it has nothing to do with telling the time! I mean, the kid's getting erections!
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Fred : [about ways he concealed an involuntary erection during puberty] I always found that nobody was any-the-wiser, if I just kept my shirt untucked.
Dan Conner : [thoughtfully] I occasionally employed that device myself. Usually, however, I took the more scholarly approach: put a book in front of it.
Fred : Yeah, a book was good. If you didn't have a book, you just had to stick your hands in your pockets.
Mark Healy : [chuckles] Well, that's usually how mine started.