Roseanne (TV Series)
The Wedding (1996)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
Quotes
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Roseanne Conner : You know, Darlene, there are going to be times when you're sitting across from David wondering 'why the hell did I marry this man?', and then it'll snow and he'll put chains on your tires, and then you'll remember why.
Darlene Conner-Healy : [laughs] No, David's not allowed anywhere near my car.
Roseanne Conner : Already talking like a wife, I'm proud of you.
Darlene Conner-Healy : Yeah, and soon I'm gonna start sounding like a mom.
[mockingly]
Darlene Conner-Healy : 'Eating salads, just sitting around with the girls talking about sore nipples and waiting for the Prozac to kick in'.
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Roseanne Conner : [putting flowers in Darlene's hair] Just enough to make you smell good but not enough to attract the bees.