Roseanne (TV Series)
The Wedding (1996)
Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner-Healy
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Quotes
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Darlene Conner-Healy : I need to walk down the aisle, are you ready to give me away?
Dan Conner : No I'm not.
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Roseanne Conner : You know, Darlene, there are going to be times when you're sitting across from David wondering 'why the hell did I marry this man?', and then it'll snow and he'll put chains on your tires, and then you'll remember why.
Darlene Conner-Healy : [laughs] No, David's not allowed anywhere near my car.
Roseanne Conner : Already talking like a wife, I'm proud of you.
Darlene Conner-Healy : Yeah, and soon I'm gonna start sounding like a mom.
[mockingly]
Darlene Conner-Healy : 'Eating salads, just sitting around with the girls talking about sore nipples and waiting for the Prozac to kick in'.
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Darlene Conner-Healy : David and I aren't going to miss out on anything, we're still young enough that we have plenty of time to...
Dan Conner : Oh no you don't, believe me, that's what your mom and I thought too.
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Darlene Conner-Healy : [comes out of the bathroom in her wedding dress, to the women] I've got two sticks of dynamite under this dress, the first chuckle takes us all out.