Roseanne (TV Series)

Two for One (1994)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

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Quotes 

• Roseanne : [walks into the basement bedroom, where Darlene and David are reading on the bed]  You two *are* having sex!

  Darlene : We are? David, why didn't you tell me? I'd have put my book down.

• Roseanne : What are you doing meeting strange men at motels?

  Darlene : No, you have it all wrong. I *meet* them at the truck stops, I *take* them to the motels.