Roseanne (TV Series)

White Sheep of the Family (1996)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

Quotes 

• Darlene : What's wrong with this family?

  Roseanne : Your father and I are really brothers.

• Darlene : [to Roseanne]  I thought I could come in here and talk to you like a human being, do you think that's possible?

  Roseanne : Arf!

• Darlene : [to Roseanne]  But you know, this college thing is really hard for me too. I mean, I'm surrounded by all these rich kids that don't have to bust their ass because if they fail, their daddy's there to bail 'em out.

  Roseanne : Yeah well, your daddy can't bail you out, and my daddy couldn't bail me out, you know? But stuff like that, it just ends up making us stronger, Darlene.

• Roseanne : Darlene...

  Darlene : Oh, great. More yelling.

  Roseanne : No, there isn't gonna be any more yelling. First of all, I'm really glad that you're going to school and you know, getting an education like I never got because I got all lost in that love-and-peace crap of the sixties and then ten years later, I realized I should have listened to all those women who said, "Learn how to support yourself or you're gonna be screwed."

• Becky Conner-Healy : Shut up, Darlene!

  Darlene : Okay, who wants to teach Becky a new phrase? She knows "Shut up, Darlene" and "Do you have this in a larger size?"

• Dan Conner : [to Darlene]  I'm sick and tired of your sarcastic comments about my house and my family.

  Darlene : Dad, I've been saying this kind of stuff since I could talk. Before that, I just pointed and laughed.

• Darlene : [after coming home]  I'm probably the only person who can get off a smelly, crowded bus, and look back on that as the highlight of their day.