Roseanne (TV Series)

White Trash Christmas (1993)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

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• Roseanne Conner : None of my kids has ever beat me since I became a mother. I am undefeated. And that is in ten different weight classes.

• Dan Conner : We're the tackiest house in the neighborhood.

  Roseanne Conner : Well, this year, I say we go for the national title.

• Beverly Harris : Roseanne, your Christmas decorations outside are appalling. The wise men are supposed to be adoring the baby Jesus, not leering at Mrs. Claus.

  Roseanne Conner : Well of course they're leering at her. She's wearing one of those Bunz outfits.

• Dan Conner : Where'd you hide Becky's present?

  Roseanne Conner : In the cereal.

  Dan Conner : What if she eats it?

  Roseanne Conner : Dan, other people *look* at their food before eating it.