Quotes
Kaye Ballard, Harry Belafonte, Shelley Berman, James Garner, John Wayne, Flip Wilson
Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In
- Dick Martin: George Jessel's marriage to a teenager was cancelled today, when he learned the bride to be was his former granddaughter by a previous mother.
- Announcer: And that just about wraps it up for our topless fashion show tonight, and I think you'll all agree with me, Sophia Loren did a wonderful job as host.
- Dick Martin: How many "i's" are there in "Mississippi"?
- Goldie Hawn: Oh, just count the people and multiply by two.
- Goldie Hawn: If the Righteous Brothers married the King Sisters, sooner or later they'd be the Mamas and the Papas.
- Announcer: Unfortunately, we will be not be able to bring you Arthur Tracy, the street singer, because he was run over by a cab.
- John Wayne: Do you realize that if Old Mother Hubbard married Tommy Smothers, she'd be Old Mother Smothers?
- Jo Anne Worley: Boris and I almost broke up over his political beliefs. He's a card carrying cheapskate.