Laugh-In (TV Series)
Guest Starring James Garner For the Second Time (1970)
Ruth Buzzi: Regular Performer
Quotes
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Teresa Graves : [after the chicken story in the news] Now where's a one-and-a-half ton chicken gonna make a nest?
Stu Gilliam : Anywhere she wants to.
Stu Gilliam : Let's face it, baby, with a one-and-a-half ton chicken loose, Colonel Sanders is GOT to be scared to go out at night.
Jo Anne Worley : Do you know what that one-and-a-half ton chicken said to me?
Pamela Rodgers : What?
Jo Anne Worley : CA-LUUUUUUUUUCK!
Jeremy Lloyd : How do you make soup with a one-and-a-half ton chicken?
Ruth Buzzi : Bring Lake Erie to a boil and add a pinch of salt.
Arte Johnson : Then find a flu epidemic in a big Jewish neighborhood.
Alan Sues : I'll tell ya one thing, when she clucks, that rooster better get up and at 'em.
Jo Anne Worley : CA-LUUUUUUUUCK!
Alan Sues : Isn't she rude?